Very long never blog liao, cause i was very busy the past few days. I had to attend my grandfather's funeral, and i was kinda lazy to do anything. somemore i got nothing to say lah, so i dunno blog for what-.- erm dunno what to say so i just crack some jokes lah, it might not be funny but thats all i got. P.S its rather lame -.-

Three men went for a business trip together, a German, a Russian and an American. One day They found a lamp and went back to hotel. When they rubbed the lamp, a genie came out and grant them each one wish. The German, who loves to drink beer, ran towards the hotel swimming pool and shouted: 'beer!' and the swimming pool turned into beer. After the German was done, the Russian ran towards the pool and shouted: 'Vochar' (I dunno abt the spelling but i know its a type of liquor that the Russians like to drink), then then swimming pool turned into vochar. Finally, it was the American's turn, he ran towards the pool but before he could shout what he wanted, he slipped and fell onto the floor. 'SHIT!' he exclaimed. The pool immediately filled into shit. -.-

Another short one lah:

Why do u see lightning before u hear thunder?

Its not a science question, but a Joke qn so think out of the box. the ans is not that light travels faster than sound. I'll reveal it next time lah, quite simple actually